List of Books that will never be written

1. Aamir Khan “ Names for your pet dogs and other attention seeking exercises” Foreword by all the BIGG BOSS losers.
2. Pakistan on “How to Get along  with neighbours and other fun stuff”. A Foreword by China
3. Raj Thakarey on “ How to apply vanishing cream and just vanish during a crisis” a Foreword by Balasaheb.
4. M. Karunanidhi “Nepotism and Polygamy be banned” A foreword by the Maran Brothers
5. Rajnikanth “ How to avoid procrastination and join Politics ” a Foreword by Vijaykanth and Chiranjeevi
6. Sonia Gandhi “Turning a blind eye to Christian conversions” A foreword by RSS
7. Mallika Sherwat “Lessons in dressing up and acting “ Foreword by Mallaika Arora, Namitha, and Rakhi Sawant
8. Shahrukh Khan “Make up tricks to look like Michael Jackson” A foreword by Michael Jackson
9. Salman Khan on “Drive safe and be friendly at parties” a Foreword by Puru Rajkumar, Navjoth Sidhu
10. Rekha on “How to age gracefully” with a foreword from the over made up Vyjanthimala Bali
11. Achutanandan on “How to say the right thing at the right place and time” Foreword by R R Patil and Sarah Palin
12. Sarah Palin on “Spend wisely, save Wisely” a foreword by American Auto Makers
13. Maharashtra Police "How to be prepared for any situation" a foreword by Netas who keep them busy for personal errands
14. Media on " How to report news that affects only the RICH" a foreword by all the newspapers that did not report attacks on Assam, or Chennai floods during the MUMBAI Terror reporting.
15. Music Director Pritam " Make your own Music, Copying is a Shame" a foreword by Bappi Lahiri and Anu Mallick
16. Pakistan on "Caught Red handed? How to blame it on the DOG, and other strategies" Foreword by Afghanistan and China

Political Bloopers, Gaffes, Quotes and more Stupidity

Thot of collating a small collection of some of the stupidest things said/done by our politicians

• Robbery is common.
  o Original: Daketi to hota rahta hai.
  o Laloo Yadav Answering to the issue of railway security" ("Laloo girds up for his big day", The Hindu, July 06, 2004. URL accessed on 2006-05-08.)
  
  
• "We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose." Indira Gandhi.
  
• Indian Railways is the responsibility of Lord Vishwakarma. So is the safety of passengers... It is His duty, not mine. I have been forced to don His mantle.
  o Laloo Prasad Yadav Reacting to increasing number of train mishaps, Patna ("Boarding a train? Pray to God", The Times of India, July 02, 2004)
  
• In response to the Sethusamudam controversy, Karunanidhi questioned the existence of Hindu god Rama. He asked
  “ Some say there was a person over 17 lakh years ago. His name was Rama. Do not touch the bridge (Ramar Sethu) constructed by him. Who is this Rama? From which engineering college did he graduate? Is there any proof for this?[17] ”
  
• I work so much. If I don't get all the comforts, I will turn mad.
  Laloo Prasad Yadav Responding to the criticism of his adversaries that he always travelled in a salon. (July 3, 2004 The Times of India)
  
• A few years back, as the Louisiana legislature was arguing a bill to prevent flooding, state Rep. Sherman Copelin Jr. said, "This is the most important bill of the session. . . . I have not read the bill."
  
• Alaska Gov. Walter Hickel once justified a plan to kill hundreds of wolves by saying, "You just can't let nature run wild."
  
• "I would never approach a small-breasted woman." -- President Clinton, denying that he had sexually harassed Kathleen Willey
  
  
• "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." – Schwarzenegger
  
  
• "I think incest can be handled as a family matter within the family." -- Jay Dickey Jr., U.S. representative from Arkansas
  
  
• "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator." —Hilary Clinton on her presidential ambitions
  
  
• "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council