List of Books that will never be written

1. Aamir Khan “ Names for your pet dogs and other attention seeking exercises” Foreword by all the BIGG BOSS losers.
2. Pakistan on “How to Get along  with neighbours and other fun stuff”. A Foreword by China
3. Raj Thakarey on “ How to apply vanishing cream and just vanish during a crisis” a Foreword by Balasaheb.
4. M. Karunanidhi “Nepotism and Polygamy be banned” A foreword by the Maran Brothers
5. Rajnikanth “ How to avoid procrastination and join Politics ” a Foreword by Vijaykanth and Chiranjeevi
6. Sonia Gandhi “Turning a blind eye to Christian conversions” A foreword by RSS
7. Mallika Sherwat “Lessons in dressing up and acting “ Foreword by Mallaika Arora, Namitha, and Rakhi Sawant
8. Shahrukh Khan “Make up tricks to look like Michael Jackson” A foreword by Michael Jackson
9. Salman Khan on “Drive safe and be friendly at parties” a Foreword by Puru Rajkumar, Navjoth Sidhu
10. Rekha on “How to age gracefully” with a foreword from the over made up Vyjanthimala Bali
11. Achutanandan on “How to say the right thing at the right place and time” Foreword by R R Patil and Sarah Palin
12. Sarah Palin on “Spend wisely, save Wisely” a foreword by American Auto Makers
13. Maharashtra Police "How to be prepared for any situation" a foreword by Netas who keep them busy for personal errands
14. Media on " How to report news that affects only the RICH" a foreword by all the newspapers that did not report attacks on Assam, or Chennai floods during the MUMBAI Terror reporting.
15. Music Director Pritam " Make your own Music, Copying is a Shame" a foreword by Bappi Lahiri and Anu Mallick
16. Pakistan on "Caught Red handed? How to blame it on the DOG, and other strategies" Foreword by Afghanistan and China